About getting into arguments

Ha. Just read it. Think about it:

I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this and stay clear of me at parties. Often as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.

-- Dave Barry

Now let's put Barry's observation together with the fundamental meditative principles of compassion, loving-kindness and equanimity.